Jon Hamm Did Porn

And cue vaginal tidal wave. *grabs surfboard*

Mad Men star and all-around handsomest man alive person whose looks I’ve never marveled at for hours on end, Jon Hamm, apparently started his career in the porn industry. Except unlike Sasha Grey, he just set up scenery then went on to become an actor people take seriously. Via Celebuzz:

What exactly does being a set-dresser for a porno involve? “You gotta move cameras around, and ashtrays,” said Jon, “Continuity is apparently an issue.”

Damn right it’s an issue! I don’t know how they do things on AMC, Don, but in the world of choreographed sexual intercourse they have a little thing called “pride.” Pride in a hard day’s work that’s not afraid to get its hands dirty. Or a midget’s. Why don’t you take that back to your fancy acting friends with their believable line delivery and ability to look at themselves in the mirror without crying. They ain’t so tough